Type: Part-time → Full-time (mutual agreement)
Location: New Brunswick (local preferred; distance considered with a realistic plan)
Start Date: When mutual interest and basic due diligence align
Format: Satirical presentation. Serious intention.
Role Summary
This is written as a job posting because modern dating often lacks structure, clarity, and direction.
The format is playful. The intention is not.
I am seeking a girlfriend with clear direction toward a committed relationship and, eventually, marriage. No rushing. No games. Just two adults building something stable on purpose.
What This Role Is (and Isn’t)
This is:
- Intentional dating
- Consistent communication
- Shared time and shared growth
- Emotional maturity
- Clear direction
This is not:
- A situationship
- “Let’s just see what happens”
- Chaos disguised as chemistry
- An indefinite talking stage
Core Responsibilities (Mutual)
- Communicate like adults: honest, direct, respectful
- Spend intentional time together in real life
- Build trust through consistency
- Handle conflict like teammates, not opponents
- Protect each other’s peace
- Maintain necessary levels of humor (this is essential)
Required Qualifications
- Single and emotionally available
- Experience functioning as a stable adult (independence, accountability, real-world maturity)
- Values loyalty, honesty, and clear intention
- Comfortable with clean, intentional boundaries
- Interested in building something that has direction
Nice-to-Have
- Enjoys a calm, low-drama lifestyle
- Capable of real conversation
- Faith matters to you (or you respect that it matters to me)
- Interested in partnership, not a project
Benefits Package
- Clear intent and consistency (rare in the current market)
- Emotional safety and respect
- A man who shows up when he says he will
- Shared laughter rooted in reality
- Long-term potential with upward movement
Growth Opportunities
Girlfriend → Serious Girlfriend → Fiancée → Wife
(All promotions mutually agreed upon.)
Wife tier includes full partnership benefits, including shared legal, financial, and healthcare infrastructure.
Application Process
Submit an application with basic information and a short introduction.
Qualified applicants may be invited to an in-person interview (commonly referred to as a first date).
Hi, I’m Tim.
I live in New Brunswick and work in IT support engineering, which means I spend my days solving problems, building systems, and making things function properly. Thankfully, I don’t treat relationships like troubleshooting sessions.
I’m in a stage of life where stability matters. Peace matters. Direction matters. I value integrity, loyalty, and personal responsibility. I’m not interested in chaos or confusion, I’d rather build something steady and meaningful on purpose.
Personality-wise, I’m thoughtful, steady, and fairly direct. I prefer clarity over guessing games. I appreciate structure, but I’m not rigid. Humor isn’t optional in my life, it’s necessary, but it’s rooted in reality, not sarcasm or cynicism.
Outside of work, I try to get away from screens (ironic timing aside). I enjoy road trips, golfing, getting out and exploring new places, and also the simple things like watching a game, a good movie, or just relaxing after a full day. I sit at a computer most of the time professionally, so real-life experiences matter to me.
I enjoy building things — projects, ideas, systems — and I approach relationships the same way: intentional, steady, and with long-term perspective.
I’m not looking for perfection. I’m looking for someone genuine, emotionally mature, warm, and capable of real conversation. If you value peace, direction, and a relationship that actually grows over time, we’ll probably get along.
Quick facts
- Age: —
- Location: Fredericton, New Brunswick
- Work: IT Support Engineering
- Relationship Direction: Intentional and marriage-minded
- Lifestyle: A balance of city and country
- Faith: Christian
Photos are intended to be current and representative.
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