Type: Part-time → Full-time Location: New Brunswick Format: Satirical / Intentional

Type: Part-time → Full-time (mutual agreement)
Location: New Brunswick (local preferred; distance considered with a realistic plan)
Start Date: When mutual interest and basic due diligence align
Format: Satirical presentation. Serious intention.

Role Summary

This is written as a job posting because modern dating often lacks structure, clarity, and direction.

The format is playful. The intention is not.

I am seeking a girlfriend with clear direction toward a committed relationship and, eventually, marriage. No rushing. No games. Just two adults building something stable on purpose.

What This Role Is (and Isn’t)

This is:

  • Intentional dating
  • Consistent communication
  • Shared time and shared growth
  • Emotional maturity
  • Clear direction

This is not:

  • A situationship
  • “Let’s just see what happens”
  • Chaos disguised as chemistry
  • An indefinite talking stage

Core Responsibilities (Mutual)

  • Communicate like adults: honest, direct, respectful
  • Spend intentional time together in real life
  • Build trust through consistency
  • Handle conflict like teammates, not opponents
  • Protect each other’s peace
  • Maintain necessary levels of humor (this is essential)

Required Qualifications

  • Single and emotionally available
  • Experience functioning as a stable adult (independence, accountability, real-world maturity)
  • Values loyalty, honesty, and clear intention
  • Comfortable with clean, intentional boundaries
  • Interested in building something that has direction

Nice-to-Have

  • Enjoys a calm, low-drama lifestyle
  • Capable of real conversation
  • Faith matters to you (or you respect that it matters to me)
  • Interested in partnership, not a project

Benefits Package

  • Clear intent and consistency (rare in the current market)
  • Emotional safety and respect
  • A man who shows up when he says he will
  • Shared laughter rooted in reality
  • Long-term potential with upward movement

Growth Opportunities

Girlfriend → Serious Girlfriend → Fiancée → Wife
(All promotions mutually agreed upon.)

Wife tier includes full partnership benefits, including shared legal, financial, and healthcare infrastructure.

Application Process

Submit an application with basic information and a short introduction.

Qualified applicants may be invited to an in-person interview (commonly referred to as a first date).

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